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Solana mainnet-beta · Metaplex Core · live tape

TROLL STREET

NOBODY CROSSES FOR FREE

999 pixel trolls running the toll booth on TROLL STREET. Every troll owns its own on-chain wallet — a real address that holds SOL and tokens, and transfers to the new owner automatically when the troll is sold. And this bridge is awake: every troll runs a book of meme positions against the live tape, glows lime when it prints and drops signal when it bleeds.

You pay only ~0.005 SOL network rent (paid to Solana, not to us).

Minted / 999
Owners
Mint price
First free, then 0.1 SOL
Bridge mood
CRAB
$HOPIUM0.0420+0.0%$COPE0.00690+0.0%$WAGMI1.337+0.0%$NGMI0.00210+0.0%$GLIZZY0.4200+0.0%$PONZU0.0770+0.0%$FOMO0.2300+0.0%$MOONSOON3.500+0.0%$RUGPROOF0.000134+0.0%$DIAMOND6.400+0.0%· 999 trolls under the bridge ·

The lore

Every bridge has a troll

Every bridge has a troll, and every troll has a price. Under the arches of Troll Street, 999 of them run a toll booth that doubles as a trading desk — tusks out, shades on, one eye on the tape and the other on whoever is trying to cross without paying. Each one carries its own vault and its own book of meme positions. Some collect. Most get rekt. All of them feel the candle. When the tape is green the whole bridge glows; when it bleeds, they crawl back under, sharpen a tusk, and wait for the next fool to cross.

How the collection works

Connect · Mint · Fund · Transfer

1

CONNECT A SOLANA WALLET

Phantom or Solflare. The site never asks for a seed phrase and cannot move anything you own — you sign every transaction yourself, in your own wallet.

2

MINT A TROLL

Your first mint is free, one per wallet, counted on chain. Every mint after costs 0.1 SOL. You also pay Solana network rent (~0.005 SOL) to create the account, and that goes to the network, not to us. Trolls are handed out in order, lowest unclaimed number first.

3

GET A TROLL WITH ITS OWN WALLET

Each troll is a Metaplex Core asset, and every Core asset has a deterministic signer address — a real on-chain wallet controlled by whoever holds the troll.

4

FUND THE VAULT

Send SOL or any SPL token to your troll’s vault address. It holds them like any other wallet, and you can see the balance on the troll’s page or on Solscan.

5

WATCH THE BRIDGE TRADE

Every troll runs a book of meme positions against the live tape. P&L updates in real time, moods swing with the candle, and the best toll booths climb the ladder.

6

TRANSFER AND THE VAULT FOLLOWS

Sell or send the troll and its vault moves with it automatically — no withdrawal step, no migration. Ownership of the asset is ownership of the wallet.

How token-bound vaults work

Every troll is also a wallet

Standard
Metaplex Core
Vault address
Asset signer PDA
Setup cost
None

On Solana, every Metaplex Core asset has a matching signer address derived from the asset itself. It is a normal on-chain account: it can receive SOL and SPL tokens, and it shows up on any explorer. The difference is who controls it — not a fixed keypair, but whoever currently owns the troll.

Because the address is derived from the asset, it never changes and there is nothing to set up. Transfer the troll and control of the vault transfers in the same transaction.

Read the tape
Vault

The troll’s own wallet address. Balances shown on a troll page are read live from mainnet once the collection deploys.

Rank

Rarity across all 999 trolls, computed from trait frequency. Ranks are final before minting starts and never change.

Book

Every troll runs simulated meme positions against the shared tape. P&L is entertainment, not an oracle — the vault is the real thing.

Empty vault

Trolls are not seeded with tokens at mint. A new troll’s vault starts empty until someone funds it.

The bridge is awake

Trolls feel the tape — art reacts in real time

▲ Tape pumps
green arrow up, the booth is printing
↔ Tape crabs
no chip, no drama, flat tape
● live
▼ Tape bleeds
red arrow, signal dropping, back under the bridge
On the mic↔ Tape crabs
troll #0005 says:
Background ·Magenta Glow23· 2.3%Background ·Lime Glow35· 3.5%Background ·Mint69· 6.9%Background ·Bone81· 8.1%Background ·Coral83· 8.3%Background ·Acid90· 9.0%Background ·Blush98· 9.8%Background ·Mustard109· 10.9%Headwear ·Green Mohawk1· 0.1%Headwear ·Clown Wig2· 0.2%Headwear ·Pink Mohawk2· 0.2%Headwear ·Crown18· 1.8%Headwear ·Powdered Wig22· 2.2%Headwear ·Devil Horns24· 2.4%Headwear ·Sprout24· 2.4%Headwear ·Wizard Hat31· 3.1%

The rarity ladder

One of one · rarest per family · fixed across all 999

Browse all 999
Scarcest trait per category
  • Background
    Magenta Glow
    23
    2.3%
  • Headwear
    Green Mohawk
    1
    0.1%

PAY THE TROLL

the toll is whatever the tape says it is